ApricotFields's definitions

Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Statutory rape

Consensual sex with a child.

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Occitanian Kiss

A French Kiss that is a lot further south than normal.

She felt her belt being undone for an occitanian kiss.

by ApricotFields May 23, 2025

Sexy Children

The number one cause of pedophilia.

I don't have any interest being around all the sexy children.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Neoslut

A new kind of slut that doesn't let patriarchal demands of chastity rule her life. She owns her sexuality, if she wants to get some, she gets some but that doesn't mean she does just anyone; if she doesn't like your vibe she will not hesitate to say "pass" and promote consent culture just as passionately as she waves the flag for shameless sex.

I never new how wonderful sex could be until I befriended a group of neosluts that taught me to not be ashamed of my urges.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Boykini

A bikini variant in which the bottoms resemble boyshorts.

Her body looked no less amazing in that boykini.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

pre-ing

The process of releasing pre-ejaculate. It is not to be confused with premature ejaculation.

10 seconds between that impressive rack and he was already pre-ing.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021