ApricotFields's definitions

Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.

I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Pedonymphophobia

The irrational fear of child sexuality and be extension minor attracted people.

One possible explanation for the ubiquity pedonymphophobia is the neuroses created by the conditions of the traditional family.

by ApricotFields September 29, 2021

Inlawcest

Sexual relations among in laws.

Perhaps the best thing about our brief marriage was the inlawcest.

by ApricotFields June 26, 2020

unlocked relationship

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.

I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

Star Bellied Sneech

A thing that gathers great admiration or prestige but is really only arbitrarily designated from things of much lower prestige.

Everyone praises the skills of the football team while neglecting the talent of the other teams at the school. People don't see a football player is just Star Bellied Sneech.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019

pedohebephilia

Sexual attraction to both pubescent and prepubescent children without too much of a bias either way.

Strictly speaking, a pedophile is attracted to prepubescent children while a hebephile is the one who find puberty to be a positive thing. Both together is pedohebephilia.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019