8 definitions by Approaching Minimums

urbandictionary.com

A place where people give words fake NSFW definitions.

Person 1: She broke up with me :(
Person 1: Oh! Now that she broke up. Guess it's urbandictionary.com o'clock! Time to sexualize the word accordion!

by Approaching Minimums July 3, 2022

Seal

Sea creature, Also a way to close packages.

Example 1: Just went to the beach today. Saw a seal crawling out of the seawater! Cute.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.

by Approaching Minimums July 2, 2022

B

The second letter of the english lexicon. Probably the only real definition on urbandictionary.com.

for some reason urbandictionary.com won't let me not define the word but IT'S A LETTER" the letter b!

by Approaching Minimums July 3, 2022

Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.

Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!

by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023

OwO

whats this? UwU

Person 1: OwO
Person 2: what

by Approaching Minimums July 3, 2022

bubblegum

Gum that you chew and make bubbles with. Not a way to have sex.

Person 1: Hey, wanna try some dubble bubble?
Person 2: WTF Is a dubble bubble?
Person 1: Delicious bubblegum that you put in your mouth and make bubbles with.
Person 2: Sounds bubblicious, Can i try it?
Person 1: Sure thing!

by Approaching Minimums July 2, 2022

peugeot

First ever car company to ever exist.

Person 1: Ey, man. I'm drivin' a peugeot 208. Sick af, right?
Person 2: You think that's sick? You're just scratchin' the surface. I'm drivin' a lamborghini veneno.

by Approaching Minimums July 3, 2022