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iPhone 16e 

Still better than the iPhone air.
the fact that the iPhone 16e is a better buy than the iPhone air shows how much Tim overcooked the iPhone air
How you’d most likely pronounce WTF phonetically
wittiff

instagram 

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.
instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.

Trunchbull 

She was the thanos of our childhood.
Trunchbull is as just as badass as thanos.

dji mini 5 pro 

the newest mini drone from dji, has a 50mp 1 inch sensor, better obstacle avoidance and longer flight time among other improvements over the mini 4 pro.
Dear Santa, I wish for a dji mini 5 pro this Xmas….

arendelle air 

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

Liquid Glass 

The much used buzzword for iOS 26.
Apple event be like: “Liquid Glass this, Liquid Glass that, Liquid Glass your ass!”