Definitions by ApexB

Apex Beat 

Name used for a guy that's strong and dynamic.
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).

Wow - have you met Dan? He's so Apex Beat.

Apex Beat by ApexB September 26, 2005

croc pot 

A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'

Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!

croc pot by ApexB September 26, 2005

that's porn

That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".

Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.

that's porn by ApexB September 25, 2005

not happy Jan 

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

not happy Jan by ApexB September 25, 2005

zorse 

zorse: a cross between a zebra and a horse
z(ebra) + (h)orse

wow, that zorse has stripes, yet looks suprisingly like a horse! Fully sick!

zorse by ApexB September 25, 2005

nasty nasty puss 

The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.

JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.

nasty nasty puss by ApexB September 25, 2005

come here bitch 

A term used between loved ones to express that they want the other person to come over to where they are, in a non-threatening manner.

Father to little daughter in suburban shopping mall: Come here bitch!

come here bitch by ApexB September 25, 2005