Bum bike is any sort of bicycle that's been modified with a small internal combustion engine kit to act as crude but effective moped. They are usually unregulated in most areas.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
Hey Jim do you hear that noise ?!
Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen
Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen
Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
by Anton H April 10, 2025
A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.
Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?
Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
by Anton H March 15, 2022
Local library is a great place to hangout, all kinds of cool books you can find. Read a copy of mine Kampf or even check out some cool comic books. Sometimes you will even find a homeless using the internet there to watch pornography.
Hey bro wanna go to the local library and read some books!
Nah man, last time I was there some homeless dude was watching 2 girls one Cup.
Nah man, last time I was there some homeless dude was watching 2 girls one Cup.
by Anton H February 24, 2025