A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.
My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 07, 2020
Get the Half Cousin mug.A great aunt I liked to fuck. A really attractive girl that’s a great aunt. Gailfs are usually in their 30s and 40s. They tend to be milfs, but not gilfs as they have siblings that are grandparents that tend to be older than them.
My father’s step cousin is such a gailf that looks like she’s in her late 20s. Her older sister is a gilf.
by AntiCircumcisionMan June 27, 2022
Get the Gailf mug.One of my non-biological great-piblings has a super sexy granddaughter that I had a crush on. She’s not my second cousin.
by AntiCircumcisionMan October 27, 2022
Get the Great-Pibling mug.Baby cutters such as doctors that cut baby dicks and Jewish mohels should be in prison forever or get the death penalty.
Me: (Showing facts to people that have their sons circumcised)
Parents that allow their sons into circumcision: (Refuses to learn facts and act like idiots)
Me: Baby cutter!
Me: (Showing facts to people that have their sons circumcised)
Parents that allow their sons into circumcision: (Refuses to learn facts and act like idiots)
Me: Baby cutter!
by AntiCircumcisionMan April 21, 2021
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by AntiCircumcisionMan June 07, 2020
Get the Seth Rogen Penis mug.Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.
Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 11, 2020
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Ali Koca: This guy is one of the biggest dickheads to have ever lived on this planet.
Ali Koca: But the dickhead judge gave her 60 days.
Ali Koca: Let me introduce you to a small dickhead.
Ali Koca: This guy is one of the biggest dickheads to have ever lived on this planet.
Ali Koca: But the dickhead judge gave her 60 days.
Ali Koca: Let me introduce you to a small dickhead.
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