Definitions by AntiCircumcisionMan

Northeastern Oregon

The best part of Eastern Oregon. It has Wallowa County, which is gorgeous.

I really want to visit Northeastern Oregon because of Wallowa County. That place looks incredible.

Northeastern Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Southwestern Oregon

The south coast and the Rogue Valley area. Medford is the largest town in this area.

I prefer the coast of Southwestern Oregon over the Rogue Valley. Coos Bay and Brookings are way better than Methford.

Southwestern Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Northwestern Oregon

The north coast and the Portland area of Oregon. It’s where half the state lives.

Northwestern Oregon is the best part of Oregon. I truly feel like a Pacific Northwesterner living there.

Northwestern Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

Umpqua County by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon Coast 

A natural paradise. One of the most beautiful places in the world. It goes from Astoria of Clatsop County which borders Washington to Brookings of Curry County which borders California. There are lots of beaches, forests, lakes, rivers, and towns to visit.

Me: Man, I wish I could live on the Oregon Coast.

Family Member: Where do you want to live the most on the coast?

Me: Coos Bay or Newport.

Family Member: Those are nice places.

Oregon Coast by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Central Oregon 

Central Oregon is not Western or Eastern Oregon. It’s east of the Cascade Range and a gateway between Western and Eastern Oregon. The counties are Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Jefferson, Wheeler, Deschutes, Crook, Klamath, and Lake. Those counties make up Central Oregon from north to south. The north counties are the Columbia River Gorge, the middle counties revolve around Bend and its nearby cities, and the two south counties include lots of lakes including Crater Lake.

Central Oregon is so diverse. There are lots of lakes, rivers, and mountains there. It’s a natural paradise. I prefer the Columbia River Gorge and Bend over Klamath Falls and Lakeview.

Portland Man: Where are you from?

Klamath Falls Man: Central Oregon.

Portland Man: Bend?

Klamath Falls Man: Actually, South Central Oregon which is Klamath Falls.

Central Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Western Oregon 

Where 90% of Oregonians live. It has the entire Oregon Coast, Portland area, Willamette Valley, and Rogue Valley. It’s what Oregon is known for.

Western Oregon beats Central and Eastern Oregon at everything. It has the coast which is why it’s superior.

I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.

Western Oregon by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025