Ant's definitions

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004

ozarks

The genitile area of the male anatomy, also known as balls, nads etc.

Kick him right in the Ozarks...

by Ant April 22, 2004

squillion

A bajillion million.

Q is in a squillion channels

by Ant December 21, 2003

paraletic

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

by ant July 5, 2004

sexual abuse

Sexual abuse is a term used when somebody has had unwanted sexual intercourse e.g.

Jamie was sexualy abused!

by Ant April 21, 2004

stuffy

lucky, fortunate (uk slang)

I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!

by ant August 11, 2004

baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.

I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.

by ant August 4, 2004