MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 01, 2019
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Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
“They call me Dr. Holmes...”
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Squigley

A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.
Man, Squigley is such a b!tch.”
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Mahan

A smart, responsible, well-liked, and clean-cut individual who is seen as trustworthy and respected by his peers, all of which would never suspect that he is secretly the architect behind a scheme that has been embezzling funds and dumping them in an offshore bank account.
Wow, Mr. Mahan thanks for helping me with my home loan today!!! Your’e the best!!!
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...
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