Definitions by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns

Mahan 

A smart, responsible, well-liked, and clean-cut individual who is seen as trustworthy and respected by his peers, all of which would never suspect that he is secretly the architect behind a scheme that has been embezzling funds and dumping them in an offshore bank account.

Wow, Mr. Mahan thanks for helping me with my home loan today!!! Your’e the best!!!

Mahan by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

Gaybert Gillipsy 

Your friend that you have verified is straight but still makes you uncomfortable when he are standing behind you.

Gaybert Gillipsy, don’t touch me there!?!

Gaybert Gillipsy by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

Coxville 

The unattainable standard for mankind. A beacon of unadulterated manliness. A refined renaissance man and pursuant of the arts.

Honey, why can’t you be more like Coxville

Coxville by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

Squigley

A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.

“Man, Squigley is such a b!tch.”

Squigley by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Mike Owen 

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

Mike Owen by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018