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Dr. Holmes 

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
“They call me Dr. Holmes...”

Gaybert Gillipsy 

Your friend that you have verified is straight but still makes you uncomfortable when he are standing behind you.
Gaybert Gillipsy, don’t touch me there!?!

Coxville 

The unattainable standard for mankind. A beacon of unadulterated manliness. A refined renaissance man and pursuant of the arts.
Honey, why can’t you be more like Coxville
A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.
Man, Squigley is such a b!tch.”

Mike Owen 

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.