Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

Twacked

Appearing to have tweeked far past the point of no return.

Unnngggrgghh... COPS! WHA.. dude, give me a drink and lay me down, I am twacked.

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

Twacked

Having tweeked to the point of psychosis/collapse.

Duuuude, Tweeker Ted from Turlock sure got twacked, he's been fighting an invisible ninja army on the corner for two days! 👻

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

huxtable

Feeling either vulnerable or prone to commit sexual misconduct. Obviously a Cosby reference, it was too good to pass up, sorry if I offend!

"Getting hammered with all those old dudes had me feeling kind of huxtable."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

huxtable

(adv.) Feeling either prone toward or vulnerable to, sexual misconduct. (Sorry it's in poor taste but the potential was too enticing😜)

Once those creepy dudes about bringing me "back to the party van!" I started feeling increasingly huxtable.

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

huxtable

(adv.) Feeling either prone toward or vulnerable to, sexual misconduct. (Sorry it's in poor taste but the potential was too enticing😜)

Once those creepy dudes about bringing me "back to the party van!" I started feeling increasingly huxtable.

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

filthanthropy

Porn made for a charitable cause. Bam! 👻

"Glans Across America is my favorite filthanthropy! "

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020