Definitions by Anonymous 681664

Aspartaphobia 

the fear of Aspartame. most common in white people.

this bitch canceled her order because it contained aspartame. she must have aspartaphobia

Aspartaphobia by Anonymous 681664 July 7, 2023

cashier legs

A condition where someone is able to stand for hours at a time with very little to no discomfort

Bro you've been standing for 3 hours straight, do you need to sit?

Nah, I've got cashier legs. I've stood for way longer without sitting.

cashier legs by Anonymous 681664 June 24, 2023

Snow Scare 

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.

I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.

Snow Scare by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023

Coegiphobia 

An unofficial term for the fear of driving.

I refuse to learn how to drive a car! I have Coegiphobia so I am really scared to drive a car.

Coegiphobia by Anonymous 681664 October 16, 2019