"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."
by Anonymous September 05, 2003

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

To have thunder thighs.
Hill Billy Clinton has huge hips, and has to use a cigar instead of his willy. The Billiary makes Monica look slim though with her thunder thighs.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003


An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.
The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.
Suicide.
Suicide.
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
