Anonymous 's definitions

music

Music, as you know it, sucks. Music is not a recording. Music is not a band or any musicians (most modern musicians, mainly guitarists, bassists, and drummers, suck anyway). Real music does not have to be recorded. Real music is written down in standard notation, but since most modern music is too horrible to be written down, and since most musicians can't read music at all, it doesn't even matter. Music continues to suck.

Ask a so-called "musician" these days to recite the circle of fifths, order of flats, or even the key of Cmaj. He probably won't be able to do it. Once people stop becoming classical musicians, music is screwed forever.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

ast

n: a business located in a warehouse in northwestern pennsylvania peddling electronics and no good outdoor books.

Oh man, I got fired from AST. Again! wtf!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

AMA Computer University

The school of today. High class facilities. Produces graduates that are extremely sarcastic. Like the one who defined this word.

A-M-A. The school of today!

by anonymous March 21, 2004

BennyS

An overwhelming sense of coolness or respect from your homies/peers.

Man after the show, my friends gave me a great feeling of BennyS.

by anonymous March 8, 2005

the clegg

A small quiet creature during daylight, jumps at loud noises/flashing lights. Turns vicious at night, likes to smash things on top of people. Surprisingly strong.

Watch out it's the Clegg! He'll kill ya as soon as look at ya.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

acton

a smallish town in Eastern Mass that shares a school with another small town called boxborough, which is even smaller. adjacent to acton is the town of concord. these towns have much in common. both share a school with a much smaller town (carlisle, boxborough). All four towns are quite wealthy on average. In acton, they like to make rude comments about how bad concord/carlisle high school is, in terms of spoiledness and sketchyness. What they don't realize is that they are pointing out faults that exist in their own school as well. They also like to shove their sports teams in our face. However, the only team they have that beats C-C regularly is their football team, and they are regularly embarrassed in a number of other sports.

"Did you see that acton kid who posted that description of C-C on urban dictionary?"

"Yeah, what an idiot. He must not have thought that one out. There are just as many luxury cars in AB's parking lot."

by anonymous August 20, 2005