loosus

A freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a Trojan horse

When Jason started trying to lose weight (knowing damn-well knew he couldn't), I knew he had become a modern loosus!

by Anonymous January 16, 2005

illegal

something you do ALL the time, but you never get caugt doing so.
Word 2: Something you can do when cops are looking.

The illegal beer is for the Cop Party.

by anonymous July 09, 2003

Accidental Abiosis

THE BEST BAND EVER!
cd in stores soon!

HEY man did u see accidental abiosis live? they rock! \m/

by anonymous September 20, 2003

chicken scratch

bad handwriting; looks like something a chicken would scratch in the mud with its nails.

He failed penmanship because of his "chicken scratch" handwriting.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

southern kitchen

the vagina, or "pussy"

Last night I dined in the southern kitchen and mah woman sho did appreciate it!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

gumpy

noun.
Australian military slang for chocolate bars/confectionery.

Go down the canteen and get me some gumpies.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

kamel red

A cigarette thats so good it puts all others to shame!

I only smoke Kamel reds since they are superior to all other brands of coffins sticks.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003