Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

pre-party

to imbibe alcohol before an official function

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Pupcus

The water marks left on a window after a dog has pressed his nose on it.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

goo guzler

A Sperm Burping Gutter Slut

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

C-Reach

Slang name for the city Centereach, NY.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

prettyness

a sarcastic name for a hideous strike that super hideous girl/boy

****=prettyness

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003