beta

Known to take any event and: add beer, break stuff, fuck shit up more than any other organization known to man.
Dude, beta.
by anonymous April 16, 2004
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post

1. to move up and down in the saddle on a trotting horse
2. to move up and down on the penis of an erect man
by anonymous January 20, 2004
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hekk

hekk no!
by anonymous September 27, 2003
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spyware

Spyware installs itself on your computer after being contracted from a website or banner ads, where it secretly collects information about you and your computer, floods you with pop-ups, etc. Multiple instances of spyware can make your computer run about the same speed as Doom 3 on an Atari 2600. Also one of the main reasons so many people have stopped using Internet Explorer. Somewhat similar to a virus, but is rarely as damaging as one.
Oh noes! This spyware makes counter-strike run like crap!
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
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coldcocked

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.
Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!
by anonymous June 11, 2006
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chard

an idiot at work who often messes things up.
Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.
by Anonymous May 13, 2005
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Moonlight

Something you CANNOT FIGHT.
Don't try to fight the moonlight because it CANNOT BE DONE.
by anonymous September 20, 2004
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