SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 06, 2004

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.

Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.

by Anonymous May 09, 2004

fuckstick

1. a person that is behaving like a complete and total jackass

2. NYCPimp

Quit being a fuckstick.

by anonymous January 20, 2005

Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.

messias is stuid

by anonymous December 05, 2003

slonggina

tuck yo cock between yo legs and then put yo legs together so it looks like you got a pussy

My girlfriend gets pissed when i give myself a slonggina and tell her to eat it

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

cellphone

cell phone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

tharine

tired of being trapped in less dimensions than what is deserved, empathic and charismatic to a fault.

ive always wanted to fuck a tharine.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003