Anonymous 's definitions

esson

a kiddy fiddling man molester

I say Charles, that fellow over there is behaving like a right Esson.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

T-1000

a memitic poly-alloy, aka liquid metal

can form solid metal shapes, like knives and stabbing wepons

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

school

an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it

dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"

by anonymous January 11, 2005

merlin122

A tool who has been told by the media that certain music is bad because the vocalist of a band actually sings. I wasn't aware that singing made a band 'emo'.

Merlin122: I am far too hardcore to listen to Mae because they have talent.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

phillip k

ultra sexy man. hot.

whoa! he looks like phillip k!

by anonymous September 15, 2004

Urban Assault

Noun:
A group of adolescents that hail from northern Massachusetts who enjoy taking part in haggard activities

Verb:
The act of causing neighborhood chaos, rowdiness, etc.

"I heard UA was out last night, that explains why I saw a burning heartagram, and my car has no more emblems on it."

"Man, my house was totally assaulted last night, i powerwashed the paintballs and eggs off this morning."

"Lets go Urban it up."

by anonymous March 29, 2004