kalifornia

Mispronunciation of "california". Popularized by Schwarzenegger, Arnold.  See california.
"As governor of Kalifornia, I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing."
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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z?

when i asked if she could sleep she just said Z?
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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LiveJournal

A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
by anonymous September 25, 2005
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hold up

wait a minute! postpone your plans, there's something that must be addressed immediately
hold up, let me grab some munchies before we get goin
by Anonymous December 08, 2001
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Snoof

(verb) snoof. to jizz on someone.
I snoofed on her face.
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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shitcan

He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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old_fucka

by Anonymous June 08, 2003
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