Jebus

The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)
Jebus is teh pwn
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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Pheonix

my penis is pheonix-hot!
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 03, 2004
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shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!
Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?
by Anonymous July 03, 2003
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shlong

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.
kabluey kekek
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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phreak

Someone who likes to explore the workings of the telephone system, such as switching, call routing, etc. Phreaks are always trying to keep up with the latest telecom innovations.
A Phreak is not just someone who makes "free calls"!
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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ap physics

the only advanced placement course where you do everything, but physics.
Mike:"Today I played old nintendo games, ate ice pops, slept, talked about nothing, read part of a novel, lit things on fire, slept again, got yelled at,played calculator games and threw shit out of the window"

Joe:"You must have been in ap physics."
by Anonymous April 02, 2003
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