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a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.
When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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"Where's Mordeth"
*hears the sound of masterbation and simultaneous gulping noises*
"Bathroom. Think he brought the T.V in there"
*hears the sound of masterbation and simultaneous gulping noises*
"Bathroom. Think he brought the T.V in there"
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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