Canard

Such a ditz that he put his telephone number into the microwave. Also gay.

"I just Canarded!"
"You mean you put your phone number into the microwave AND want some mansex?"
"You know it!"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

PhD

P.retty
h.uge
D.ick

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

phd

Pretty Heavy Debt

After you get your PhD, you will forever owe loans to the government.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

PhD

Player hater's degree
Proof that you are an expert at playerhation

Example of a PhD owner:
"Yo bitch, I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!"
"Just because he has a fine ass car doesn't mean he's going to drive that bitch!"

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Cosmic

"Out of this world" or a level above the normal physical human experience.

That discussion we had yesterday was very cosmic.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

dreamexe

A program to create artificial dreams from the subconscious mind, to be studied in detail.

He used the dreamexe program to interpret the dreams.

by Anonymous August 07, 2003

generals

1. Testicles
2. Army leaders

1. "Ahh! You kicked me in the generals!"
2. "Where did those generals go?"

by Anonymous April 04, 2003