shovel face

ugly whore whos face look like it got beaten with a shovel and is melting

Did you see that ugly whore, it looks like her face got beaten with a shovel.

by Anonymous June 07, 2003

nekked

to be without clothing doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

they were caught on Lover's Lane, nekked.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

kaela

Beautiful, smart, graceful

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

plungerfist

To plungerfist is fisting when the ass is full of air and it makes sloppy squelchy noises like a plunger, I've been told it can also happen in the pussy.... but I haven't got a pussy

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

tushy

This is the word my sisters and I used for "vagina" while growing up. As I got older, I heard other people referring to their backsides as a "tush". This confused me quite a bit.

Don't forget to wipe your tushy!

by Anonymous April 18, 2005

Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

Repeat

A rerun, usually of a television program.

I can't believe there's nothing on TV but dumb old summer repeats.

by anonymous August 26, 2004