Anonymous 's definitions

jack off

To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.

Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Wide Neck

Someone who is retarded. Also see thick tongue

The "wide neck" rode the short yellow bus to school

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

trainwreck

A kick-ass alt.country band from Dallas, TX

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

warri0r

a person who pulls more chicks than guys mkl has slept with (dont say u havent slept with any guys mkl! :P)

that nate guy is so warrior

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Metrosexual

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade

"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

phudi

vagina

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

jimmyhat

Condom, rubber

The bitch looked kinda nasty so I made sure I was wearing my jimmyhat when I was fuckin' her.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003