Anonymous 's definitions

first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).

It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Do it on LAN

unable to perform on lan

Do it on lan! Oh wait, you're ei|spirit!! YOU CANT DO IT ON LAN!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Map Of Tassie

Australian Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair. Originated from the similarity in shape of a woman's public hair to the shape of Australian Island State of Tasmania.

When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

fort mac

a canadian town set aside for flaming homosexuals

you love anal sex with other men as much as i do? lets buy a house in fort mcmurray where we can live together in seclusion

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

cocktail sausages

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

dinglesnot

a hoebag from Australia, none the less named felicity.

that dinglesnot owes me change!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Triscuit

a slang used to imply that someone is a homosexual.

mike is such a triscuit, he shacked up with ryan last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003