Anonymous 's definitions

Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

dorkistorian

someone who is exceptionally smart in the subject of dorksters

you are such a dorkistorian

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

big dollah ballah

1) a "rich" black man.
2) Wealthy man of African desent who treats women like dirt.

Leroy is a such a big dollah ballah.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

puddle

Cooked or melted Chrystal meth (JIB) on a shard or a pipe.

Hey man lets go smoke a puddle!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

barbie

a plastic whore

if barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

salad tossing

eating out a shitty asshole with ranch dressing

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

wet dream

A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation

Jamie had a wet dream last night

by Anonymous March 29, 2003