ripped

Being extreamly muscuar. Equalt to being as muscular as Jesus Christ.
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
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nappy snatch hose beast

An overweight, crooked toothed, hooker with physical features similar to that of a California Condor or average vulture. Species has a distinct odor emitting form the crotch area.
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
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Hornsmaniac

by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.
With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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