cock zombie

a girl who you've had sex with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.
Libby is my personal cock zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.
by anonymous March 04, 2005
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Hookah

What the catepillar was smoking out of in "Alice in Wonderland"
Tell 'em all a hookah smoking catepillar has given you the call
by anonymous November 18, 2003
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blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.
(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.
by anonymous December 23, 2004
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Toy Soldier

Urban background, orginating on the streets and in hip-hop lyrics

1. A friend that's willing to go out and ride with you, no matter what the situation may be

2. A friend who has your back and is willing to give his life to ensure your protection (in essence, a friend that acts like a body guard)
My dawg G-War is my toy soldier...he always got my back
by Anonymous March 07, 2005
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deauntification

The process of dropping the "Auntie" when referring to an older generation woman after she is deemed unworthy of that title. Mostly prevalent in Indian-American communities where children are taught to call non-related elders Auntie and Uncle.
Did you hear about Kavita Auntie? She got deantified. She's just Kavita now. Ain't nothin' she can do about it neither.
by anonymous April 05, 2004
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firt

Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers
I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.
by anonymous July 15, 2004
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Mid

An evil, scary dwarf, kobold, troll, or norseman who takes joy in killing all that is pure and natural!!! They can be spotted by their beedy eyes and their languages consist of little more than grunts.
That mid is ganking greys in Darkness Falls again!
by Anonymous January 17, 2003
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