Anonymous 's definitions
A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.
a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.
In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.
In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
Get the sales directormug. by Anonymous September 13, 2003
Get the Ganjamug. A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
Get the slowbiemug. "Boy i told you only Sponge Heads can grow dreadlocks, your straight blonde hair will never clump togather."
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
Get the sponge headmug. 
similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
Get the invertmug. 