escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.
I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.
by anonymous February 18, 2004
Get the escort mug.

mobojo

Website that allows you to meet new people, share your interests with others and store photos for ease of use.

nothing to do with weird women.. although there are some.
by Anonymous February 17, 2005
Get the mobojo mug.

Agnes Irwin Girl

They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.
Omg, Wigs is such a muffin!
by anonymous February 27, 2005
Get the Agnes Irwin Girl mug.

calleger

one who enjoys walking the streets or one who is street-smart (from Spanish word "callejero")
You know that guy who you can see on 5th Ave. at 2 am? He's a calleger.
by anonymous December 31, 2003
Get the calleger mug.

hyphy

oakland's word for crunk. e-40 and the federation were one of the first artists to use this word in a song.
"get stupid,dumb,retarded!"

just plain out crazy and hyper.
by anonymous November 29, 2004
Get the hyphy mug.

smooches

good kisses, a kiss with someone who has juicy lips and can kiss good; a compatible kiss
I was gettin my smooch on at the party
by anonymous May 13, 2005
Get the smooches mug.

music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.
God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.
by Anonymous February 01, 2004
Get the music theory mug.