dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.

Chris.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

Pussy

The box a dick comes in

by Anonymous December 06, 2002

s.t.p.

Stone Temple Pilots, a great band

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Pupcus

The water marks left on a window after a dog has pressed his nose on it.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

goo guzler

A Sperm Burping Gutter Slut

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

C-Reach

Slang name for the city Centereach, NY.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003