Anonymous's definitions

card

an amusingly eccentric person

You're such a card!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Julio

A DORK. One who does not know how to put a computer together and must seek the help of a Dad.

OMG, he doesn´t know about computers?!?! What a Julio!

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

dark room

A room in a gay bar or adult movie theater where customers engage in sexual activity of some kind.

When he was looking for the toilet, he accidentally entered some dark room.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

basque

The Basque people are very interesting and intelligent people. They are smart because they keep to themselves and resent smelly French and gay Spainards. They formed ETA the Euskadi ta Askatana(sorry to any basque on the spelling) which is the group who fight for the land. There might be a famous Basque celebrity, Carlos Alzaraqui of Reno 911! The name sounds Basque. The Gipsy Kings also sometimes sing in Basque.

The Basque should continue to bomb the Spanish, who are utterly gay with their jizzy paella, tainted red wine, and stupid singers(i.e. Las Ketchup and Los Del Rio)

by anonymous November 16, 2004

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Suicide is your only option

When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.

Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

intarweb

Intentional misspelling for 'internet' usually used when making fun of people who are technologically impaired

OMG! Teh Intarweb si down!!11! All of my AOL Blast Capacity leaked out!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003