Hell

A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity.

Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim*
*man screams*
Out of nowhere: In the Navy...

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

grits

Another word for a cigarette.

Can I bum a grit?

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

hummina hummina

another name for "having sex"

Yeah, me and Joe... we hummina hummina last night.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

pimpersqweekle

LIke the blank tile in scrabble, the word to use when u cant remember/think of the word u meant to use.

the electrons form a uh.. pimpersqweekle which....

by anonymous December 22, 2004

markp

A schmucky jew

That kid is such a markp

by Anonymous November 06, 2003

Wide Neck

Someone who is retarded. Also see thick tongue

The "wide neck" rode the short yellow bus to school

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

spoofer

A teller of tall tales that often happened to a friend of a friend and therefore cannot be substantiated.

Bod: One of Mungo's mates woke up in a bath full of ice cubes minus a liver and...
Graham: Ohh shut up Bod, if you can prove that happened you can give me a Len Brennan!!

by Anonymous October 03, 2003