blue dart

when one lights his or her own fart with a match or lighter. severe burns may occur such as when edpaffs anus was scorched on 11.30.02 at hammerstein ballroom

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

irp

in rest and peace

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

f-teen

The age at which a young lady(a teenager) is considered a 'viable' conquest by a grown man.

"Hey, Adam, how old is that younger sister of yours?"

"She's not f-teen yet mo-fo, so stay the fuck away from her."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... you thought that girl with her learners permit was f-teen. Isn't your sister almost out of high school?"

"Yeah... go ahead and mac down on her..."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

MaTriX

The Matrix is a system we "humans" are the battery to the Matrix so that means the more people in the matrix the more power it gets. However the real world is enslaved by machines and theres a war between human and machine. The One(Neo) is the only person who can end this war.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

brotheritis

the pain you get from having a brother who lives to tease you

Alex and Dan have given me a terrible case of brotheritis

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

forbush

to try to do well in a class and fail horribly

i worked so fuckin hard but i just got forbushed

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Penis Trays

Fun little items. Perfect for BBQ's.

"o mai this penis is cold"

by Anonymous September 04, 2002