Anonymous's definitions

gubment

Jail slang. Supposedly used to refer to someone's real full name as it appears on their birth certificate.

Criminial #1: Yo, man, what's your gubment?
Criminal #2: Um, the United States?
Criminal #1: No, man! What's your GUBMENT!?

by anonymous March 13, 2004

farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 13, 2004

Glossified

adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one's lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.

when a female has applied lip gloss and says "I'm now glossified, we can go." or if a friend of hers says "Your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here."

by anonymous March 3, 2005

stunning

1. very good-looking
2. attractive
3. sexy

wow look at him! he is stunning!

by anonymous April 15, 2005

Novi

Awesome, Nice, wonderful, friendly, and Cool.

Your so novi! (damn right)

by Anonymous March 30, 2005

janny

Short for janitor. In internet forums and imageboards, referred to users who are tasked with maintaining the quality of posts, such as cleaning up spam. Usually has less authority than a moderator.

He's a janny on an anime imageboard.

He does it for free.

by Anonymous March 18, 2019

choo

commonly used when wanting to say "you"

whats a matta wit choo

by anonymous March 28, 2004