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A place that unites people of all nationalities (much like the UN), in a common hatred of the oaf Hagrid.
"Die, Hagrid! Die! Die! Die! Die, you bastard!" said Harry, swinging a baseball bat at the half-giant's head.
Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"
Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"
Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"
Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"
by Anonymous January 28, 2005
Get the Dissendiummug. 
Get the mothafukkamug. by anonymous October 15, 2006
Get the fartmug. Logic: A system of reasoning.
Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.
Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.
Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.
Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.
by anonymous June 12, 2004
Get the Logicmug. - February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.
Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.
- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.
- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.
- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.
- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."
Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."
Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."
Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."
Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
Get the Valentine's Daymug. by Anonymous July 12, 2003
Get the yellow peoplemug. 