guido workout

A workout which you will witness in almost any commercial gym up and down the country, but especially so in Liverpool. The guilty parties are skinny, scally males who believe that sitting on both the bench press or bicep curl machines for a few reps on each will sculpt a herculean body that will make female jaws hit the floor. They perform the workout with weightlifter gloves on the ends of their stick-like arms, and as they are usually exercising with about 5 or 6 mates, they have intervals of 5 minutes between sets thus making all their "hard work" completely futile. Little do they know that the back and the triceps need equal attention as the previously mentioned body parts, as do the legs, abs and shoulders if they are to look remotely athletic and not end up with man-tits on their skinny bodies. But whatever, the higher the percentage of scallies who are deformed, the better I say.
Hehe, look at those wankers doing that guido workout.

(half an hour later) Ok, I really do need to work my chest here.
by Anonymous May 04, 2005
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forgottenone

a pothead that smokes all ure weed while teh everyone else to stoned to smoke!
Where is my kill damn that forgottenone
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ganz

ya ganz doon there like
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How u doing!!!

Joey says it in Friends
Hey, Pheobe, how u doing
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Painters Radio

A girl who has a reputation for performing Diddie Wanks and pearlie necklaces. Comes from the stippled speckled appearance of a Painter's Radio.
Jenny has tits like a painter's radio!
You shagged Jenny? She's a painters radio!
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Omni

Man of little or no skill at cs; a newbie
Fuck youre nearly as shit as omni!
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dirty shower

when u bust a load on a girls head then piss on it to wash it off
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