Metrosexual

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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MFA

Controls much business in the Kingwood-Humble areas. A private organization. Owns multiple business's, such as SGXR.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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phudi

by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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koko

the CRAZIEST SONOFABITCH IN THE VALLEY !!
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
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vorpal

adj. Infinitly sharp. So sharp it cannot be measured.
by Anonymous March 05, 2003
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gav

a wanna be who cant be so if he could be he wouldnt have to be what he thinks he is
a little boy with such a small penis,also know to be a looser with girls
by Anonymous March 07, 2003
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jack off

To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.
Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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