Anonymous  's definitions

Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.

Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

fortuna

The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."

Oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!

by anonymous November 20, 2004

dogs in the tub

When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.

I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.

by anonymous January 26, 2004

Rub-Down

To rub/stroke someone to cause them pleasure, see massage, foreplay

I gave my ex a good rub-down because I missed her so goddam much.

by anonymous January 30, 2004

UT

Something you say when somebody says or does something extremely stupid or tells a really stupid joke.

Person 1: You're a piglet!
Person 2: Piglet?? UT!

Person 1: You're a commom sense-impared person!
Person 2: UT!!!

by anonymous December 30, 2003

Uzi

A generic word used by idiots (GTA3 players, certain CS players) in reference to all submachine guns.

2) A sub-machine gun created by the Israelis that fires very rapidly. Has a handle to lower recoil. Can be used as a machine pistol. Named after a war hero.

3) First name of Nissan Motors' president.

Don't screw with the guy holding his UZI, he'll bust a few caps in your ass!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

eat up

when a male/female licks a girls pussy...it is called eat up because it is like u r cleanin out a bowl removing its contents like using your tounge to remove contents

I ate up sarah like a bowlful of jello

by Anonymous October 15, 2003