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Dirtytwister 

A person who takes any words you say, or anything you do into a sexual way. As if you are hitting on them, They also love simps
Hey im a dirtytwister

Diatitties 

Someone who such large tits, so large its become a disease.
*Girl comes home from doctors*
Mother: Honey what's wrong?!? Your boobs look inflamed!
Girl: I've been diagnosed

Mother: With what?
Girl: Diatitties
Diatitties by I O Dine August 28, 2014
Pronounce (Dee-Ah-Teh) Noun: A man who is mentally and physically strong. His strength has come from his past experience. He is mentally stable and has a ways with the ladies. He is not easily susceptible to a female's game. He is wise in relationships and is always in control

It can also mean focused and determined
Before that chick, i used to be such a pushover but now Im a true Diatty

I gotta be strong, DIATTY!

Ima never fall for a bitch's G, Im Diatty
diatty by Colombianxl December 17, 2007

dirtytalk 

on the phone;while having sex;via text msg. etc;saying nasty things to turn your partner on.
come on lets have some dirtytalk!
-talk dirty to me!
ex.whos your daddy?!
give it to me.
dirtytalk by noop. May 1, 2008

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess
aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

Dirtytuesday 

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!
Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!
Dirtytuesday by deldelbrig August 8, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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