Gurt

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).

2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!

by Anonymous March 01, 2005

Fungo

A small green infection on the side of a platipi's scot.

fungo 5

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar

by Anonymous July 01, 2003

fudge'n'fagnutter

coplete dickhead wrapped in fudge

you fukin fudge'n'fagnutter

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

shlauw

a strange individual who resides in scottsdale arizona... is known for his dialect and bizaare hairstyles.. forced to have parties at his own home against his will. scary

hey schlauw you are stupid

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

K9

Rear-entry sexual intercourse; e.g. "doggie-style"

by Anonymous October 15, 2003