Definitions by Annoying Little Dad

Nerdbang 

Like a gangbang but with a bunch of annoying little nerds who get too excited. Everyone is way too horny and it's over almost before it began.

Are you going to the Nerdbang?

No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.

Nerdbang by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023

Metallikaren 

Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.

Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.

Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren

Metallikaren by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023

Boy Hannah

A boy not named Hannah but acts like Hannah and hangs out with her a lot

Omg boy Hannah was with girl Hannah last night and I think they did pushups until sunrise.

Boy Hannah by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

#5 Foamer by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023