Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.
Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.
Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren
Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren
by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023
Like a gangbang but with a bunch of annoying little nerds who get too excited. Everyone is way too horny and it's over almost before it began.
Are you going to the Nerdbang?
No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.
No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.
by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023