Anna LeStache's definitions

Valholler

The hillbilly equivalent of Viking warrior heaven.

It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.

by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.

Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.

by Anna LeStache May 11, 2010

noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010

denim rage

Seething and/or outbursts of anger caused by wearing uncomfortably tight jeans.

"OMG, I can't even breathe in these jeans. By lunchtime, I'll be lashing out with denim rage."

by Anna LeStache February 11, 2010

slow-drying

A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.

Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"

Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."

by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010

sympottyco

The phenomenon that occurs in the men's room when the sound of one man urinating causes the other men using the facilities to begin urinating as well.

Tex: "Have you noticed that when several guys are in the men's room, they all start to pee at about the same time? It's like we're all sympottyco, get it?"

Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."

by Anna LeStache October 6, 2011