Total Bitch

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.
She has fucked everyone but me. What a total bitch.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020
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Crazy Check

What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.

A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
I should of given her the crazy check. She would of failed for sure !
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Party Plug

Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.
Man last night was crazy. I woke up with a party plug in my ass and one stuck to my cheek.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Dart Team Goalie

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.
Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Ball Vents

The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation

The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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