Definitions by Angus McCracken

Load Receptacle 

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

Load Receptacle by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Purple Headed Darth Vader 

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.

Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

Purple Headed Darth Vader by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snow Job 

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

Snow Job by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Ball Vents 

The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation

The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.

My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.

Ball Vents by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Fart Pellet 

The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.

Whoaaa sorry Bro that is gonna stink. I had a whole bowl of fart pellets for lunch. Sorry man.

Fart Pellet by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Bag Full of Monkeys 

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

Bag Full of Monkeys by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Crazy Check

What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.

A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.

I should of given her the crazy check. She would of failed for sure !

Crazy Check by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020