Definitions by Angus McCracken
Scabrosus
1. The latin word for itchy
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
Scabrosus by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Head Elf
Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
Head Elf by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Pube Pass
(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
Pube Pass by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Hard Time
Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
Hard Time by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Giz The Season
A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"
This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la
Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
Giz The Season by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Peek-a-Boo
Peek-a-Boo by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
Quiver Master
1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
Quiver Master by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020