(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
Get the Greasy Lizard mug.When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
Get the Gumby mug.What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Semen Soap mug.(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020
Get the Pube Pass mug.Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
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Get the Vagitorial mug.A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
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