error

When your computer freezes then starts playing an annoying sound over and over again, driving you so insane you decide to jump off a bridge with your computer in one hand and the manual in the other.

Person: "OMG! This ERROR not again!"

by Angry Salamander October 27, 2005

blocked

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005