Definitions by AngiesAwesome

Mind Magic 

I received my degree in Mind Magic. The study of science of the human mind and function regarding behavior in any given context.

I used Mind Magic to understand positive reinforcement, why you hate your mother and why your grandma barks.

Mind Magic by AngiesAwesome May 2, 2019

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

Bird Shitting by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

Seed Cribs 

A seed crib is when you plant your baby seeds or any seed into a container. Aka a baby crib.

The seed cribs are ready for some awesome flowers to be planted!

Seed Cribs by AngiesAwesome April 6, 2019

Food Rape 

Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.

It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.

Food Rape by AngiesAwesome December 31, 2018

Controller Condom 

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

Controller Condom by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

Milkers 

When a man has extra chub under his nipples, making it look like man boobs.

Hey milkers! Put on a bra!

*grabs man boob* Milkers....

Milkers by AngiesAwesome September 7, 2018