Ja Fool

Ja Fool is a dis on Ja Rule.

Jimmy: Hey Tyrie, did you get the awesome new CD from Ja Rule? I got so jiggy with it that I almost broke a toe!

Tyrie: yo fake ass you listen to ja fool? bitch!

by Angelacia June 10, 2007

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yea whatever

when someone is all up in yo face and they just arent worth punching out so you show them how insignificant they are.

yea whatever, bitch.

by Angelacia May 31, 2007

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myfaces

Stagey faces that tweens/teenagers/emo kids use when posting pictures on myspace.
These faces include:
'omg!' (eyes wide, hand covering mouth)
'wtf?' frown, hands bent and out to the side)
'Happy Asian' (peace signs on either side of the face, pulling eyes sideways while doing so)
'i don't care' (raised eyebrows, looking at the corner of the ceiling, sideways mouth)
'serious and i mean it' (eyes downcast, stupid unsmiling expression)

These myfaces are usually accompanied by some super lame camera angle like above and diagonal.

people need to learn that myfaces don't make them look fun OR quirky in any way.

by Angelacia March 18, 2008

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dangerous minds

Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it. She is a first-time teacher who starts teaching the retard class and then it dawns on her that they are too old to be reading dumbshit books for 5th graders. She talks to the teachers and they explain that she got the dumbshit class and they're not gona waste the good materials on them. So she does what every other teacher does...invades the clas's personal space by driving to their homes and speaking to their parents, settling gang fights throuh her loving words, and taking students out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they order food like a whole roast chicken, and ball the waiter out. they eventually begin to love her (big surprise) and blah blah blah...2 kids are pulled out of the skl by their mom who thinks the teacher is a 'white bread bitch'...one of the smart kids gets prego and is forced to leave but michele fights bravely for her...michelle realizes that the leader of the class and also of some no-doubt ruthless gang needs her help to not die, and offers him a place in her house but he says no just like anyone would cuz that's just fuckin weird...and then he dies cuz of something to do with he knocked on the principal's door and the principal had some issue with the way he knocked, and then because of that or something stemming from that, he was killed by another gang member. and this makes michelle and the class upset.

and then (just like in every other version of this movie) ms pfeiffer or whatever her movie name is, tells them she's going to teach at some other school, adn theyre like aww no way ese or whatever manufactured slang the directors have them use, and then she's like aww ok kids I'll stay adn we'll learn til the cows come home. The End

Jimmy: Hey! I rented Dangerous Minds for us to watch.
Jonny: Um actually I have to go...somewhere.

by Angelacia June 12, 2007

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fake eyes

When girls get colored contacts to make their eyes a different color. Very popular with black girls but girls of all ethnicities can use fake eyes. They are generally looked down on, especially since they are usually very obvious. The green is alien-looking, the blue is swimming-pool colored, and as for the purple...well that's just tacky.

Fake hair, fake eyes, fake tits, and a fake ass. Girl what's real on you??!!

by Angelacia July 07, 2007

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