Angel of the Morning's definitions

free feel

A free feel is what you allow your b.f. is he's been very nice and understanding with you.

Well, Jim listened to my lengthy tale of woe; so I undid my bra under my sweater and let him comfort me with a free feel.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a state located in the Upper Midwest. The boobs of the girls there tend to droop down to their waists.

"On Wisconsin" is a tedious song.

by Angel of the Morning February 26, 2020

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

nipple bra

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.

Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

tits up

Tits up can refer either to:

1. In the case of posture, this refers to the woman lying on her back: i.e.: supine.

2. In other contexts, it refers to something broken down or in a state of disrepair.

Context #1:

She was tits up; ready and willing,

Context #2:

My old Studebaker finally went tits up: good for parts only.

by Angel of the Morning April 24, 2021

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020