Angel of the Morning's definitions

bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

gris-gris

A gris-gris is used in Voodoo as an amulet or talisman that supposedly brings good luck or keeps bad luck away.

Wear this gris-gris to bring you good luck and keeps away the bad.

by Angel of the Morning March 2, 2020

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

nipple bra

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.

Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

antipodal exploration

When he tickles your clitoris, he is doing some heavy antipodal exploration.

Matt got me to climax last night with some heavy antipodal exploration.

by Angel of the Morning January 31, 2020