Definitions by AndyTheRoo

Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

Lampire by AndyTheRoo March 2, 2011

Bass Rape 

The process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable.

Popular among gary boys, chavs and douchebags in general.

My brother has been playing Hits From The Bong all weekend and I only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape

Bass Rape by AndyTheRoo January 23, 2011

Hug Sandwich 

An activity in which two people both embrace the same person from opposite sides simaultaneously.

Let's both hug Abbie and make a hug sandwich!

Hug Sandwich by AndyTheRoo December 4, 2010

Franchise Drag 

The resistance in popularity created by a film which is good in itself being attributed to a popular franchise, this dragging the overall quality of the film down.

Terminator Salvation would be good, if it was just called Salvation, and preferably didn't involve Christian Bale. Tacking it on after Rise Of The Machines contributed a vast amount of franchise drag.

Franchise Drag by AndyTheRoo October 19, 2010

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

Bed Piracy by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010