Andy Sword's definitions

Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.

That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.

Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.

Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!

by Andy Sword November 16, 2010

avatard

Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.

(intro post)

Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?


(sneering reply)

LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!

by Andy Sword April 9, 2009

Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.

My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?

by Andy Sword March 3, 2011

whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.

My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...

by Andy Sword February 21, 2011