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Definitions by Andy Sword

Merely a contraction of the existing word 'horseshit,' altering the spelling to match the common pronunciation.
Yeah, she was gonna throw me out, so I told her I love her and I'm sorry and all that horshit...
horshit by Andy Sword November 6, 2010
A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!
wondow by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

bastering 

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
bastering by Andy Sword October 9, 2009
Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.

(intro post)

Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?


(sneering reply)

LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!


avatard by Andy Sword April 9, 2009

Oscarworthy 

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.
I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!
Oscarworthy by Andy Sword January 10, 2009

carnal hobbyist 

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
carnal hobbyist by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?
Feargal-Sharkey by Andy Sword January 6, 2009