Andy Sword's definitions

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.

My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...

by Andy Sword February 21, 2011

witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.

Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.

Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!

by Andy Sword November 16, 2010

carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.

Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.

My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?

by Andy Sword March 3, 2011