15 definitions by Andy Sword
A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.
by Andy Sword February 16, 2011
by Andy Sword June 21, 2016
Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.
(intro post)
Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?
(sneering reply)
LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!
by Andy Sword April 9, 2009
A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.
Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"
Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
by Andy Sword May 20, 2011
Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.
I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!
by Andy Sword January 10, 2009
A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!
by Andy Sword November 5, 2010
Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.
Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
by Andy Sword January 7, 2009