The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.
by Andy Sword November 05, 2010
A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 09, 2009
Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.
(intro post)
Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?
(sneering reply)
LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!
by Andy Sword April 09, 2009
A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.
Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"
Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
by Andy Sword May 20, 2011
Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.
I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!
by Andy Sword January 10, 2009
Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!
by Andy Sword January 05, 2009
a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.
Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...
by Andy Sword February 01, 2011