carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
by Andy Sword January 07, 2009
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witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.
Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?
by Andy Sword November 05, 2010
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wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!
by Andy Sword November 05, 2010
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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 09, 2009
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Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.
I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!
by Andy Sword January 10, 2009
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Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?
by Andy Sword January 07, 2009
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straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!
Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!
by Andy Sword January 05, 2009
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