Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?
by Andy Sword January 06, 2009
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seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.
Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
by Andy Sword June 19, 2011
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avatard

Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.
(intro post)

Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?


(sneering reply)

LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!
by Andy Sword April 09, 2009
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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 09, 2009
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Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.
My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?
by Andy Sword March 03, 2011
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wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!
by Andy Sword November 06, 2010
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whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.
My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...
by Andy Sword February 21, 2011
mugGet the whoopie piemug.