Andy Holman's definitions

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

allegebian

A female who, when asked for a date (to dance, to have sex, etc) by a male she is not attracted to, she alleges that she is a lesbian in-order to give an excuse.

I asked this hot ass allegebian for a dance, but I guess she had a boyfriend.

by Andy Holman December 28, 2005

lay down

A stolen handgun that you can leave behind or "lay down on the ground" after shooting someone.

I shot 50 cent a couple times, but don't worry, I used a lay down.

by Andy Holman October 29, 2005

full auto fellatio

1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.

2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.

1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!

2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.

by Andy Holman October 16, 2005

underground pimp

A man that cheats on his girlfriend and NEVER gets caught, because he is such a pimp.

His girlfriend would threaten a fake-up if she found out he was such an underground pimp.

by Andy Holman October 15, 2005

fup

Fat of the pussy. (not cameltoe)

I saw this chick's fup bulging from her thong.

by Andy Holman December 18, 2005