upgrade

1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.

I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

full auto fellatio

1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.

2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.

1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!

2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.

by Andy Holman October 16, 2005

bowl piece

The bowl-shaped attachment, for any marijuana smoking device, that holds the pot while it is lit.

This bong is beat! Pack that bowl piece dirt merchant!

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

domework

Oral sex that is given in return for a favor.

Since I fixed my girlfriend's car, she knew she had some domework later.

by Andy Holman October 11, 2005

fup

Fat of the pussy. (not cameltoe)

I saw this chick's fup bulging from her thong.

by Andy Holman December 18, 2005

allegebian

A female who, when asked for a date (to dance, to have sex, etc) by a male she is not attracted to, she alleges that she is a lesbian in-order to give an excuse.

I asked this hot ass allegebian for a dance, but I guess she had a boyfriend.

by Andy Holman December 28, 2005