Andy Holman's definitions

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

lay down

A stolen handgun that you can leave behind or "lay down on the ground" after shooting someone.

I shot 50 cent a couple times, but don't worry, I used a lay down.

by Andy Holman October 29, 2005

full auto fellatio

1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.

2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.

1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!

2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.

by Andy Holman October 16, 2005

upgrade

1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.

I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

party pooper

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.

Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

bowl piece

The bowl-shaped attachment, for any marijuana smoking device, that holds the pot while it is lit.

This bong is beat! Pack that bowl piece dirt merchant!

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

allegebian

A female who, when asked for a date (to dance, to have sex, etc) by a male she is not attracted to, she alleges that she is a lesbian in-order to give an excuse.

I asked this hot ass allegebian for a dance, but I guess she had a boyfriend.

by Andy Holman December 28, 2005